Laywers

Why do lawyers always have to wear dark suites? I mean, this was a damn construction site we were meeting at. With mud, grease, oil and any other imaginable kind of dirt. Still this guy shows up in his McKinsey compatible dress and impressively expensive italian shoes which are now of course ruined forever.

I also always wonder why people start to become lawyers at all. Afterall it means being in the center of bitter arguments from 9 to 5 every week. Not to mention that it involves lying, denunciating and concealing. This truely seems to me just a position for a masochist with a strong fetish for boring suites and ties.

Although this specific lawyer was not of that nasty mean sort, which all of you (as long as you are older than 18 and are no lawyer yourself) probably got to know somehow already, I still felt that it would be a great idea to stuff all of them together into a space-ship and shoot them into the next best galaxy (as long as this place is far far away from here).